scotch

the drink of gods like ron burgandy

i love scotch, scotch, scotch there it goes down down into my belly.

by billy bob brown May 11, 2006

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012

Scotched

When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.

Pat just scotched you so so hard

Ahhh Brendan just got scotched

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

coochy snorcher

southern US slang for a woman's lady bits. Used in the vagina monologues.

Ricky: check out the coochy snorcher on that one.

Mike: sweet.

by beksroy September 7, 2010

Scotch bitch bastard bum

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

by antifolkhero October 3, 2007