scone

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

by baz January 8, 2004

Schoner

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010

skank scone

Prostitute from England

You: Yo when I went backpacking through Europe I picked myself up some skank scones
Friend: I bet deys teethes was messed up yo!
You: Damn straight fo shizzle my shiz wupizz. Ya know its triz!
Friend: Yo, PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by bob the builder... i like to build ;) June 19, 2004

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.

Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Scone

a penis that has been constructed for a female to male sex change.

The doctor said that my scone will never grow erect, but will resemble a penis.

by olejatt June 24, 2010

scone

Of or relating to a HAM (see HAM radio operators)

Scone! I saw a hambone!

by The OKB September 27, 2003

Scone

a nickname given to Haitian and/or Bajan Americans (particularly females), whom cannot speak creole. Many scones attend Ivy League institutions in order to make up for their lack of knowledge regarding their culture's native tongue.

Haitian Boy: Hey is that girl Haitian? She's bad as shit, I'm gonna talk to her!

Jealous Haitian Girl: Good luck with that. She's a scone.

by jawn30 August 24, 2011