Ham Radio

A slang term for Amateur Radio. Generally speaking, "Hams" are older men (50 years+) with limited social skills and are generally viewed as misfits

Dude, who is that strange old man living on the corner with all the weird antennas? Oh, that fat one? he's a Ham Radio Operator

by JC7 December 26, 2011

Ham Radio

A two way radio device for short and long distance communication. There are many ham operators around the world and most ham radios are able to talk around the world depending on the solar and ionosphereic conditions. A license is required to operate these devices.

I was on my Ham Radio today and talked to a jerk in Russia.

by WolfMan April 23, 2005

Ham Radio

During orgasm, prior to broadcasting your seed, you aggressively twist her nipples. Then as soon as you ejaculate, you yell, “breaker, breaker one nine”

Adam’s dad watched in horror as I gave Adam’s mom the ole’ ham radio.

by RodeoDiddles July 20, 2020

Ham Radio

How Mormons have phone sex.

Did you hear about Clara and Dallen's spicy ham radio talk?

by SloppyJoes January 20, 2021

Ham Radio

When you shove cold cuts up someone’s ass and then you yell at it really loud and hope for a response.

I’m hoping to listen to the ham radio at the delicatessen later downtown.

by Jenng1224 January 30, 2021

ham radio

A radio service authorized by the government in the form of an issued license. This entitles one to use specific frequency bands for 2-way communication. There are more than 800,000 Ham Radio Operators in the US, and more than 3 Million world wide. Many modes are available. Morse Code, AM (voice), FM (Voice), SSB (Voice), PSK31 (Digital), SSTV, ATV, FKSK, Fax, AMTOR, PACTOR, CLOVER, ect. Up to 1500 Watts of Power on some bands.

From the U.S., I was talking to a Ham Radio friend in Argintena on 20 Meters.

by T. L. Peters'' October 23, 2006

Ham Radio Set

A modern or old device that is looked at as "crappy", "slow", or "ancient" by others. Mostly told by people with fast and great technology to people with slow, outdated, or crappy technology. A ham radio set is an ancient radio system which requires TONS of wires and confusing setup. The ancient set radio of the ham was invented in 1921. DATS OWLD!

Your laptop is such a ham radio set. It only has 4 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 700 as mine has 10 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 2140.

Go play a game on your 2 bit ham radio set
Get that ham radio set off that desk and get a better computer!
The sight of a ham radio set makes me want to cry!

by Cubeman7 February 19, 2015