A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.
Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.
Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.
Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!
by the white swan December 26, 2010
Get the i'm the swan queen! mug.The romantic pairing of Emma Swan and Captain Hook, aka Killian Jones, on the ABC TV show, Once Upon a Time.
by Infinityforeveremma.tumblr.com November 1, 2013
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Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex.
I don't understand how Stephenie Meyer managed to get a degree. I really don't.
Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex.
I don't understand how Stephenie Meyer managed to get a degree. I really don't.
Teenage girls that like vampires should not be allowed to read. That way, shitty vampire novels about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen would keep out of our bookstores.
by Mo'suckra November 30, 2011
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Get the Bella Swan mug.A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
Twihard 1: OME!!! bella swan does NOT deserve Edward! I do!!!!
Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!
*Twihards high five*
Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!
*Twihards high five*
by vjhjcfldfhgkfbjglsdf March 16, 2010
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Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward.
Portrays necrophilia and bestiality.
Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.
Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward.
Portrays necrophilia and bestiality.
Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.
Edward Cullen: I'm leaving you
Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy?
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o!
Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy?
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o!
by rjfghjsehgnr January 9, 2010
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