channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013

stroping

A mixture of stroking and groping.

"I love stroping your ass," he said to her. "You can strope my ass any time you want," she answered.

by Rainachka September 7, 2005

storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011