by Milk stirrer. May 18, 2010
To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl
'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.
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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'
'Emma from down the road?'
'Yeh man'
'But i had sex with her last week'
'O SHI-'
(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'
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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'
'Emma from down the road?'
'Yeh man'
'But i had sex with her last week'
'O SHI-'
(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'
by imthesean August 09, 2009
by hello1471 April 04, 2009
When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.
by bubba ho January 28, 2008
A term meaning "to have sex", due to the similar sound stirring Mac & Cheese has to nailing someone.
by wazgucci August 22, 2014
A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
by freddy got bumbled August 27, 2009
Having vaginal sex with one's girlfriend/wife/fuckpuppet while on her period. Especially relevant if your female sex partner is a Germanic/Slavic minx.
"So how was your night?"
"Not bad. Genevieve was on her period, but I still got to stirring her borscht, bro-man-dude."
"Not bad. Genevieve was on her period, but I still got to stirring her borscht, bro-man-dude."
by Ziggy Sobotka April 18, 2009