Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.

When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

by Riller78 June 11, 2013

Hungarian steamer

Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.

"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"

"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

Homebase Steamer

To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.

I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!

by howtokrew January 6, 2015

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.

i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.

by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017

Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."

Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?

by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019

Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019