Sticks and Stems

1.shitty weed
2.very dry and falls apart easily
3.mostly unusable pot

"hell no man, i dont want no sticks and stems!"
"man that a'int sticky, thats sticks and stems"(coined by ludacrious)

by po-po NC April 21, 2006

STEMlord

Someone that sucks the dick of STEM while shitting on other fields of study, especially liberal arts. This person worships Elon Musk, watches the Joe Rogan podcast, was probably a band kid or IS a band kid, wont shut the fuck up about cryptocurrency, identifies as a political centrist but only criticizes the left, watches Ben Shapiro, constantly complains about their work load, is socially awkward, has tons of Reddit karma, and is named Brian.

STEMlord: STEM is the future, libtard. Have fun getting your gender's study degree.
Liberal Arts major: I'm getting a history degree and I want to be a professor, STEMlord.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.

Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!

by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

Stemwacker

One who gets unusually fervent about a hobby or vocation; to the point that it dominates conversation, free time and daily life.

Who's that driving around in that pickup truck is that with all the red lights and chrome sirens? It has a sticker of Calvin peein' on a fire in the back window and a "My other car is a fire truck" license plate frame.

Oh, that's Freds. His is a stemwacker volunteer fireman.

by Haywood Chablome April 10, 2005

stemmie

a lesbian who identifies with both femme and stud personalities and dress in the lesbian world, her attitude and dress change to meet the appropriate ocassion, and she normally does not fall strictly into one category the other.

Joan was neither a stud nor a femme. Joan was a stemmie.

by beccab January 28, 2008

Stemtonk

The root system of a rare cave growing plant called the Torlfind

did you see how deep the stemtonk was on that torlfind?

by Zurtle June 23, 2009

Stemwobbler

1. An annoying person in a large group, usually goes along with everthing said. If one person jumped off a cliff, the stemwobblers would be right behind him.

2. Short elves who live in peoples back gardens, at night when the plants are resting the stemwobblers come out of their homes and shake the stems of small plants until the petals fall off. They then collect the petals and return to their homes.

D: Hey man, it seems crazy but I'm gonna stick a pin in my eye for a giggle.
S: For real? I'm actually gonna try it too..
D: Stop being such a freakin' stemwobbler!!

by elvicplasty April 2, 2010