skeezer blah blah 

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

skeezer blah blah by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

Sneezy Snazzer 

A Sneezy Snazzer is someone who steals and mooches from other people while they're high forcefully and underhandedly.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.

*Person 1 steals french fries from person 2 while they're at McDonalds high*

Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!

Sneezy Snazzer by JayyH February 25, 2011

Skeety Gonzales 

1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)

Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"

Skeety Gonzales by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

skeezers 

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

skeezers by hewey May 31, 2004

skeezybucketnut 

1. A skanky or sleezy woman lacking sexual morals.
2. Having a loose or overly spacious vagina.

After I hollered at a skeezybucketnut, she immediately came up to my room where she proceeded to smile like a doughnut.

skeezybucketnut by Joe, Nic, Les, Dan, Nate April 24, 2006

sheezy 

1. (adj) Sure
2. (n) Shit

sheezy by QZkotL April 9, 2003

skeez bag 

A female who appears to be of trailer park decent. Nappy clothes, ratty hair and a fugly face are all sure signs. They generally give off the personna of a whore. They are willing to sleep with ANYONE and perform degrading sexual favors such as ass-to-mouth. They come in handy if you have low standards or are planning on lowering your standards via Alcohol.

1. I was so drunk i picked up some skeez bag and went home.
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!

skeez bag by bluesfinest May 27, 2008