toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011

Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

by stereo_world February 11, 2009

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

show-shocked

Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.

Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.

by Spydoggie November 7, 2008

Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.

Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.

by rococo March 13, 2010

shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

Orchestra shock

The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.

by ~AContributor~ December 4, 2011