shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.

by og October 27, 2004

Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.

I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.

by Courage03 March 12, 2018

shampooza

When a male is having vaginal sex, then just before climax, pulls out his penis and "jizzes" in the females hair.

"Baby im about to become a shampooza. AHHH!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"

by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006

Shampoo Effect

The phenomenon of when it takes just a little bit of booze to get drunk the day after a night of many alcoholic beverages. The same way as when a bottle of shampoo is almost empty and it just takes a little bit of water to make more shampoo.

"Man im feeling drunk after these 2 beers for some reason. It must be the shampoo effect going on from all those shots I did last night."

by Gun5linger August 9, 2012

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair

"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"

by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008