Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

semenate

another word for ejaculate. It's just funner to say.

this feels so good im about to semenate

by Fronkus M Burger June 3, 2018

Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.

'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.

by ulrich the great July 13, 2018

Semenoff

To fuck with or bullshit on a logbook for either the driver or employers gain.

I pulled a Semenoff and got a 17 hour day out of the cunt.

I pulled a Semenoff every day this week now I can buy a baggy, and with this baggy I'll be able to work 20+ hours a day chur.

by Loose4skin May 23, 2019

Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.

That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 7, 2020