Sealdoggo

A fluffy seal that kind of looks like a dog

When I went to the beach yesterday and saw a sealdoggo

by Dabigben December 28, 2020

Sealami

An addict to the beverage Eggnog, and or cocaine.

That Sealami is going to have liver problems when they are older.

by Sealami October 12, 2021

stink salsa

The loose, watery and chunky cousin of the stink pickle.

Danny: You want Mexican for dinner?
Jill: No, thanks. I'm still shooting out stink salsa from last time.

by JillF November 3, 2007

saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

Sidewalk Salsa

When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

Pop a seal

pop a seal of a codeine bottle for lean

Popularized by Travis Scott

I top a, Pop a pill, pop a seal to forget about ya - la flame

by bullhorn559 March 18, 2019

Seal the deal

have sex with

Yes, Jimmy, I am going to seal the deal with Elizabeth

by gamegangster February 13, 2015