Chips and Salsa

The disgusting act of vomiting inside an open vagina and then having intercouse

This act would therefore simulating a chip dipping into a bowl of salsa.

Usually done with Latina women for added lulz.

I gave her some "Chips and Salsa" last night.

"I just shared some serious chips and salsa with my latina maid."
Cool story, bro.

by Rhapaw June 23, 2010

dropped a load of salsa

When you drive around the country bitching that it isn't like where you come from and tell odd stories that are unrelated to the fact that your biscuit isn't the way momma' fixed it.

When I went to Tulsa, I dropped a load of salsa.

by Alan Eugene Jackson December 18, 2014

put some salsa on it

To put extra effort into something or to do something differently to get it done.
Also, to make a food item more disgusting.

Heather: "Is that what's next? We'll start daring eachother to try combinations?"
Kris: "yeah, I dare you to eat a chocolate chip bagel with blueberry cream cheese!"
Heather: "How about you 'put some salsa on it'!?"

by LowAmmo July 5, 2012

Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Belly button salsa

When a guy cums in a girls bellybutton

Dude, jaimee let me make belly button salsa.

by Bellybuttonsalsa January 23, 2011

Upside down salsa

The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.

A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.

Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.

Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 3, 2023

Salsa Slap

The act of slapping someone with one or more packets of mild salsa from The Bell.

As Matt plotted against her, she inadvertently salsa slapped him.

by bell lovers October 19, 2008