Rubber banding

When losing opponents are given an unfair advantage in a video game (most commonly found in racing games)

I can't win any races in Mario Kart because there's so much rubber banding.

by Ian H June 25, 2008

Rubber Ducky

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

by DitzySteph July 1, 2004

Rubber Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans vagina, sticks his hand up her ass, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Velvet Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Rubber glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

by gnarts December 14, 2008

rubber head

The quality of not knowing what you are doing at work or how to do your job properly.

"The last time they sent out a repair person they sent out a couple of rubber heads"

by mattfta September 7, 2006

rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.

(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.

by MuttShaw October 26, 2005

Rubber Chicken Shot

When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.

When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.

by RickyNewJerseyISAWESOME November 12, 2007