Rota

Officially the greatest small town in the Northern Hemisphere.

Located in Andalusia, Spain, and bordered by beaches and holy light.

A genuine dose of kickass.

a: Hey, I need to leave the country, ASAP! Where should I move to? Bora Bora? Tahiti? Singapore?

b: Rota, Spain! Duh, you big douche.

by Skinny McSpaniel March 1, 2009

roflacgu

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.

I'm watching "Whose line is it anyway?" now. So funny, that I am roflacgu!

by Nubetes June 29, 2014

Roland

You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.

All of Roland’s plant children are lovely!

by jynbug September 8, 2019

The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.

"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009

Ian Rosland

Man of the highest stature, insanely sexy

Ian Rosland, can you fuck me?

by Sydney Rosland March 9, 2021

Pulling a Rolando

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.

Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?

by The other Karen February 22, 2020

Rolla

someone who has sex a lot

She is rolla. She has another guy everyweekend.

by coco December 2, 2003