RotLA 

RotLA is the lazy way to type Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Dude: Renting RotLA on Netflix tonight, wanna come over?

Bro: WTF if RofLA?

Dude: OMG! Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Bro: LOL!!!

RotLA by LittleJohn73 March 25, 2011

Roland Orzabal 

Perhaps THE most underrated male vocalist of all-time, Roland Orzabal is one of the two founding members of the stupendous "New Wave/Pop-Rock" band Tears For Fears, along with Curt Smith. Tears For Fears made such hits as "Mad World," "Shout," "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," and "Sowing the Seeds of Love," as any 80's music fan knows.

What people may not know is that Mr. Orzabal continued to kick ass as Tears For Fears after Curt Smith's departure in 1991, with the albums "Elemental" (1993), "Raoul and the Kings of Spain" (1995), and the B-side collection album "Saturnine, Martial & Lunatic" (1996), all of which feature Orzabal's stupendous vocal range and criminally underrated guitar-playing.

Mr. Orzabal followed these up with a badass Electronic album, "Tomcats Screaming Outside" (2001), before reuniting with Curt Smith, and releasing yet another masterpiece "Everybody Loves a Happy Ending" (2004) as Tears For Fears, with Orzabal's signature wide-range vocals throughout.

30 years in the business, and lots of people still don't know who Roland Orzabal is. Now you know.

Person 1: "Roland Orzabal has to be in the Top 10 singers of all time."

Person 2: "Who the hell is Roland Orzabal?"

Person 1: "The dude from Tears For Fears."

Person 2: "Aren't there 2 dudes in Tears For Fears?"

Person 1: "Yeah, he's the one that kept the name going in the 90's."

Person 2: "Tears For Fears was around in the 90's?"

Person 1: "How do you know there were 2 dudes in Tears For Fears and not know they were around in the 90's?"

Roland Orzabal by Dr. Spartacus January 29, 2012

Rolaine 

Rolaine is a girl capable of doing anything <3

Shes smart, beautiful , funny , supper athletic , super fashionable and a amazing friend.Once you meet a Rolaine you are never gonna wanna loose her cause shes just that amazing

Shes a girl any guy would be lucky to have <3 Totally Girlfriend material <3

Rolaine is a good friend you could trust her with anything and dont have to worry about ur secrects getting out <3

Rolaine is the bestest friend anyone can ask for <3
That girl dresses like a Rolaine

Rolaine by Tayler Love September 2, 2012

The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.

Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.

The Rota by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021

roflaf 

Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.

DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF

roflaf by mspips January 25, 2008

Rolland 

Rolland, a cool kid. Unique and superior to the Roland's consisting of only one L. Rolland has two because he hands it out frequently to scrubs. Rolland is into penguins and has a strange infatuation with Chef Boyardee. Overall is a nice, wholesome guy. Rolland is an observant, perceptive person, so don't try lying to him, because he'll find out in a matter of seconds. He also has trouble listening to orders, so you must threaten him to get him to comply.

Geoffphrey: "Yo...who's that guy over there with the nice ass?"
Vienna: "Yeah that's my friend, ROLLAND."
Geoffphrey: "Awesome!"

Rolland by viennasausages October 10, 2019

Rolla Princess Syndrome 

At the university in Rolla, MO, the ratio of males to females is about 3 to 1. Rolla Princess Syndrome (RPS for short) is defined as a woman who thinks that just because she has tits, she can get anything she damn well pleases no matter what the cost to others.

1. Girl to Guy: "I'm cute and have boobs, so buy me alcohol!"
2. Girl: "None of the guys here are good enough for me."
Guy: "I think someone is suffering from Rolla Princess Syndrome. You should get that checked out."

Rolla Princess Syndrome by -Lofty April 21, 2010