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Retireded

The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness.

Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/coke, or generally being worn down.

Separate from retarded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas retarded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.
(During a clan match at 3am)

"Damn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling prick?"

"Sorry man, I am acting retireded"
by Shadowsan February 29, 2008
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Retarded Donkey

by corpuscle April 28, 2008
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Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
by Zaccster December 27, 2011
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your retarded

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009
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Retarded Meatball

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
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Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020
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Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021
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