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parrot

n. An annoying little know-it-all who, in reality, knows little to nothing. They merely sit in class, take word-for-word notes (often in very neat or girly handwriting), and learn nothing, not allowing they're mind to wander and form its own thoughts, but to wallow in the mundane of that which has already been said. They, however, do wonderfully on class assignments, homework, and tests that require no individual thought because they delve so thoroughly into the cliché. They are so-named because they are very good a mimicing what a teacher just taught back to him via class discussion or, more commonly, essays.
Teacher: So, does anybody have any thoughts about the character Simon in The Lord of the Flies?
Parrot: I think he's a Christ-like figure because he goes off and prays and doesn't want people to fight anymore.
Teacher: Right, then, let me rephrase. Anybody with any original thoughts?
by EmersonienEra September 13, 2008
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The Parrot

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.
"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
by telemarker August 15, 2009
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Pirro

Pirro is a slang word given to people who are obsessed with everything greek from feta cheese to greek architecture. May be commonly confused as a name. As they are simply referred as a "Pirro".
That guy is a real pirro.
I know he won't stop talking about Greece.
by VsauceMySauce2 January 8, 2017
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Parrotfish

An Armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an Armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.
Razmik is a parrotfish.

Razmik can fix that door because he's such a parrotfish.
by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011
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Fag Parrot

A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....
Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....
by WingJingMai April 15, 2010
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parro

Man i was so parro that i pee'd in the sink.

Don't talk to me Jared, you haven't been Parro
by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005
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Tom Perrotta

-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
by LemonchickenPA84 June 15, 2009
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