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Ghost Punching

Ghost punching is where a person shakes their face violently back and forth. Someone then takes their picture during this process. Often the persons face will be distorted to look like they were just punched but there is no fist in the picture to punch them. Hench the name Ghost Punching.

Also known as oogly or a jowler.
"Wow that Ghost Punch is so good it actually looks like you just got punched on the cheek!"- Ghost Punching
by MuRedhawk11 January 13, 2009
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punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.
D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.
by CadillacZach June 8, 2005
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Punchin' the Toadstool

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!
by PockyGT November 5, 2008
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Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012
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club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.
"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.
by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006
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punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.
My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.
by Max O June 19, 2006
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Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.
"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair
by Rob5678 April 3, 2007
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