puffadder

Person who farts in the bath and then counts the bubbles

Puffadder enters the bath..
rumble-rumble .....quuaaarrrrkkkkk.... "one"
rumble-rumble .....rattattatt..... "two"
rumble-rumble..... blelp..... "three"

by clairem December 24, 2008

stem puffer

A human being Who likes to suck dick

My girlfriend knows how to suck my dick right she's a great stem puffer.

by leaffan November 5, 2005

Peter Puffer

Homosexual, one known to perform Feellatio.

Deragotory Slang

by Andrew Armstrong March 17, 2003

paffed

someone who has done a strong bottom cough.

That dirty quim has just paffed.

by sarah JB February 25, 2008

Pufferie

Name for a place where someone goes to get ones Penis sucked. Can be a place of ill repute or just a Slutty Girls place.

So Dude I here you went over to Michell's Place, she sucked your dick didn't she? That Apartment is a regular Pufferie!

by MadChitter! February 20, 2010

Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.

Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

Puffadillo

A socially awkward creature. Also known as the SRP when it occurs in human form (Socially Retarded Person).

Plural: Puffadillos, Socially Retarded People

The puffadillo comes from a puffin and an armadillo. The mixture between these two is so complex that it creates a totally socially handicapped creature.

She's as socially awkward as a puffadillo!

by Iareaunikitty July 13, 2016