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Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020
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Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)
by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022
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Snap Protection

A mental safeguard developed after repeated emotional stretching—especially in relationships marked by the Rubber Band Effect, where connection and distance cycle unpredictably. Snap protection is what forms when someone has been pulled back so many times they stop rebounding. It’s the internal system that prevents emotional whiplash, breakdowns, or reactive outbursts.
He used to chase every emotional rebound. Now he just observes and protects his peace. That’s snap protection.
by Briton Phillip September 5, 2025
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fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN
"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa
by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023
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Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.
That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.
by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025
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Protect the m

What protectionalist trade policies have the soul purpose to protect the m of a nation
1) The m is still unknown, it is just a thing that we have to protect.
2) The m is an example of protectionalist trade policies
"With reference to an example, explain what protectionalist trade policies are. (4)"

The protectionalist trade policies are that it has to protect the m
by ProtectTheM May 21, 2025
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