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Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed November 2, 2007
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proper toppa

An Northen English phrase.

Meaning thats something is very good.
That was proper toppa that like wor kidda. (Geordie)
by Drummond from Virginia November 15, 2007
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Property Gorilla

A racial slur referring to black people. It originated in the late era's of the slave trade and the early times after slavery was outlawed. White men started to refer to black people as Property gorillas because they were now allowed to own land, thus they were staring to populate neighbourhoods and allegedly "stealing" the land from other white folk interested in buying.
That filthy Property Gorilla bought a house next to mine! soon enough the whole street will be a jungle.
by CinnaMan August 11, 2009
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Victim-Poser

–noun
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.

2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"
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Poserfag

Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.
"Make your own 3D models, poserfag!"
by AVogel July 8, 2009
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Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
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PRoner

The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb
by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009
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