Proser 

This words a mixture of preppy and poser. I use it to describe preppy people(people who wear hollister etc.)who all of a sudden start trying to be punk or goth.Their total posers is all i can say.

Theirs this girl at my school and she went from one day being all popular and wearing pink everyday, to wearing all black and trying to hang out with all the punkers. She was a total proser!!!

Proser by Sk8ter_Bitch October 2, 2005

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

proseanide 

Talked to death

OMG - She doesn't shut up ! I've been given a lethal dose of proseanide.

prose - words, cyanide

proseanide by RoseAura~ March 29, 2016

2B properness 

2B properness is...

"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity

he has 2B properness

2B properness by avesta August 2, 2010

purple prose 

a term used to describe literature where the writing is unnecessarily flowery. it means that the writer described the situation (or wrote the entire book, passage, etc) using words that are too extravagant for the type of text, or any text at all. basically, over-describing something. with stupid words.

normal writing:
she lay on her bed dreaming.

purple prose:
she lay upon her silken sheets in her ornately embellished robes of satin, her chest ascending and descending easily with every passing second, deep inside the caverns of her subconscious mind.

purple prose by dazzlemethis August 11, 2009

Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

prose-yak 

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

prose-yak by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009