proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin

Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.

by slut dog October 09, 2007

Proper book

Describing something as the greatest manifestation of everything that is fantastic in the world.

"I saw some women mud wrestling in a field over the summer. It was proper book. Total book."

by Parry October 18, 2003

proper bo

something that is very good/exciting/fun/cool. invented by none other than the 'real' craige david.

"thats proper bo i tell thee" - craige david
"mmmmmmmmmm hmmm mmmmmm mmmm SHARON!"

by craig david June 24, 2003

Proper Fitted

Something which has reached the next level of positive status. Many things can be good, great, awesome, amazing. Only somethings can be "Proper Fitted".

The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.

Bob: Look at that ass!
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!

by African Nigerian American Goon March 10, 2011

proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.

"He taught me proper english last night."

by Jay Emme May 19, 2006

proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

by Random Dude January 26, 2005

proper money

Used to refer to old fashioned pre-deciminalisation Pounds Sterling and therefore by extension pre-metricisation (Imperial) units of weight, length, volume, area, etc.

72kg? What's that in proper money? Oh, 11 stone 4.

by Amazon Warrior Prince April 25, 2007