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Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.
Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."
by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023
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Proshipper

A proshipper is a loser person who ships problematic/illegal ships and never goes outside, they become a proshipper due to

trauma, but still thats not an excuse to ship a pedophile and a child, most proshippers use
Proshipping as a "coping mechanism" to their trauma, they have the emoji combos like 🍖🌈 and many more, please avoid them or make them seek professional help like therapy, please don't ever let a teenage proshipper go any near an adult proshipper, yes there are adult ones too, please get them to seek professional help
Adult proshipper : i ship victim x abuser

Normal person : dude you're 23, what the hell are you doing with your life

Adult proshipper : It's a coping mechanism!!

Normal person : there's other different coping mechanism, and you chose that? Really?
*Calls the police*
by Donutcake34 August 25, 2023
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Proosh Proosha Poosh Proship prosh Ploosh Phoosh pooshit Pooshy poosha

Proshipper

A Proshipper is someone who ships people, disregarding what might be offensive/controversial to people who come across it.
He: I think that a little girl getting destroyed by a 30-year-old man is the best type of NSFW content!
Him: ...You actually need professional help you disgusting proshipper.
by syijo October 9, 2023
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proshipper

basically somebody who does not give a flying fluff about ships. whether thatd be incestual, pedophilic, etc. they js ship anything! not a good thing tho, stay away from those mfs.
i ship four and two!”
“ew they’re siblings, you’re a proshipper.”
by virg0xyz October 18, 2023
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Pvooshläkle

Verb meaning : To assert dominance or personally demean someone in a manner that goes beyond typical interactions.

(Pronunciation : Voo-Shwa-Gull)
“We were playing Minecraft when the Ender Dragon PVOOSHLÄKLED me.”
by Sponkustodore January 2, 2024
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Pooshing

A word to describe pushing out a poo: can be hard or soft.
What are you doing in there Ralph?

Give me a second dawg, I’m pooshing.
by Idontpoo-ipoosh January 3, 2024
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POOSH in a boosh

my cat/friend POOSH in a boosh everyday
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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