homo promo

Radio or television advertisment for the fruit loops comprising "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Every time I turn on the TV they're showing another one of those damn homo promos!

by Richie Rich March 17, 2004

Progrome

To dig ones underwear out of ones butt crack.

After sitting on that 5 hour flight, I had to progrome up to the third knuckle.

by Dave November 13, 2003

promo

A homosexual who promotes their sexuality to everyone else.

"I'm queer and I'm here!"

"Dude, no sense being a promo, the wrist thing suffices."

by Boris Skoorb March 21, 2007

Prognosturbate

To foretell according to present indications when I will masturbate.

Chris had nothing to do at work so he decided to prognosturbate in his office.

by Leeela Sex August 3, 2012

prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009