poocano

A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.

"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "

by d.widget August 3, 2007

Procat

A Procat is a higher troll being

Phill:Look at that awesome troll trolling again
Bill: That's no troll, he's a Procat

by Procat007 June 6, 2012

Procap

A person who stands up for the captivity of orcas. Often their main defenses are saying things such as "Keiko was a failure", "Educate yourself", and "Shutup i'm educated." They constantly bash others for their oppinion and ignore the facts about the comparisons between wild and captive orcas.

Wow, did you hear that procap drop those lame beats?
Seaworld is great, Seaworld is cool, lets continue our chants and be a tool!

by Samdaman8 March 8, 2015

porcascooper

A scooper used to collect porcupine needles

I am a porcascooper slut

by Huggee Bear February 4, 2008

proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

by stewyt October 21, 2010

poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.

1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.

by The Snow Master September 12, 2012