One inch high private eye

A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.

Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!

by Abiswaythe January 30, 2010

private house party

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.

Last night was our first private house party.

by wenched July 29, 2005

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

Private Parts

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.

I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

Primetime

To get somthing done right away

"Weve got to get on this primetime"

by N n B December 5, 2009

prived

When someone absconds with items for your lunch, opens up your candy, or takes whatever tasty treat you have brought to work for yourself

Eric: What happened to the crackers I left on the table?
Patty: You've been prived.

by MaryPoppins November 19, 2007

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003