Definitions by wenched

oprah normal 

When someone presumes you are, or pretends to be, intensely normal. Living in a world where only monogamous and proper sex occurs, (no group, gay or illicit) where no-one ever does drugs or speaks out politically and everyone can afford expensive furniture.

John and Mary arrive home late from a group sex hot tub party to discover their daughter's boyfriend Rocko is over visiting. Rocko is stunned as his girlfriend's parents light up a joint and offer it to him. "Why so shocked Rocko?" says John inhaling, "we're not oprah normal you know. *koff!* *koff!*"

oprah normal by wenched March 22, 2006

soldier 

verb; In the swinging lifestyle when one member of a couple has sex with a member of another couple, who they are not attracted to. They do this so that their partner can be with someone who they really like.

1. Sure we can have a 4-way with that couple, I won't have to soldier.

2. No way I'm going to swing with that couple again, I'm tired of soldiering with that creepy guy!

soldier by wenched September 6, 2005

lifestyle

The name that swingers use to describe their culture. A couple can be in the lifestyle by attending events and becoming familiar with what goes on. They do not have to participate in the swapping and group sex that occurs there. Those that do participate are said to be active.

You two are a nice looking couple. How long have you been in the lifestyle?

lifestyle by wenched July 29, 2005

private house party

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.

Last night was our first private house party.

private house party by wenched July 29, 2005

house party 

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.

You remember them, they were at Peter's last house party.

house party by wenched July 29, 2005