When someone presumes you are, or pretends to be, intensely normal. Living in a world where only monogamous and proper sex occurs, (no group, gay or illicit) where no-one ever does drugs or speaks out politically and everyone can afford expensive furniture.
John and Mary arrive home late from a group sex hot tub party to discover their daughter's boyfriend Rocko is over visiting. Rocko is stunned as his girlfriend's parents light up a joint and offer it to him. "Why so shocked Rocko?" says John inhaling, "we're not oprah normal you know. *koff!* *koff!*"
verb; In the swinging lifestyle
when one member of a couple has sex with a member of another couple, who they are not attracted to. They do this so that their partner can be with someone who they really like.
1. Sure we can have a 4-way with that couple, I won't have to soldier.
2. No way I'm going to swing with that couple again, I'm tired of soldiering with that creepy guy!