preist

A religious man who enjoys molesting children. This type of man attempts to lure young into doing sexual activities with him by telling them they will be rewarded by god.

"Hey little child, the lord wants you to ....... "

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008

preist

Father BIG M- MAN - PREIST
Likes to hang around Macca's playgrounds and take photos of little boys, Particually the Asian and colored ones.

Big fat white alcoholic preist who dresses as a priest and molests little boys.
Likes to Faunicate and touch.

by shamus smith May 2, 2007

preity

To respond quickly and intelligently in response to a question.

Bro, that was preity the way you answered back there.

by brwnboy186 March 6, 2009

Preem

To preem is the act of being so horny that you precum.

The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.

Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.

Chris: Look at Morgans ex over there flirting with Katie.
Paul: Yeah, he's preem'n.

by Arpaburch Cup January 17, 2011

Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it

He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand

by Mason Manson December 16, 2008

preist

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.

Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004