To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

Redditor

The worst scum on this planet. For some reason, they think they're funny. Usually overweight and wears glasses. Hopefully natural selection takes hold and they all die off.

"Can you believe that kid's a Redditor?"
"I know, right? I just want to cave in his skull."

by Sakon March 6, 2020

Redditor

Another word for hypocrite.

They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling

In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.

TikTok you way to Fortnite: *exists*

Redditors: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me

by IdekIForgotMyName February 14, 2021

Redditor

A slang term for virgin

Guy 1: Man, John is a redditor and I bet he will always be
Guy 2: Yeah, he might be forever
John: Dude What the fuck?!

by Real Sticky boi February 23, 2021

Redditor

A user of Reddit, usually used to refer someone as overwieght.

Friend 1: is the diet working and do I look skinnier?
Friend 2: nope, you still look like a Redditor

by Franek5007 December 9, 2021

Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio

Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.

by MK March 21, 2005

Redditor

Someone who uses the popular application Reddit. They come in an array of varieties, often not showering for weeks at a time. It is also common that they will add unnecessary reaction images to their content. Their main religion is the holy empire of Keanu Reeves and Big Chungus. They are often also rivaled to iFunniers. Most can be characterized as neckbeards; wholesome-loving degenerates.

"I walked by a Redditor today, he was playing Minecraft P.E." "How was it?" "Puke inducing."

by Obamarang April 6, 2020