King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

Prawn

A secret code word for porn. Pron prawn or porn

Man i watched some bad ass prawn yesterday.

by CAZ2 September 20, 2018

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

PRAWN SANDWICH STAND

The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.

Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.

by Simonb543 October 10, 2023

prawn

A person acting stupidly, usually on purpose.

Jared was such a prawn on election day; he's eligible, but didn't vote!

by shownstatusnowill July 25, 2016