powder poot

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart

Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.

by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017

Prepping powder

A white powdery substance that is snorted through a rolled up bill off the back of the toilet in the employee bathroom. Used primarily by chefs to get through those late nights and extensive prep lists quickly.

Head chef: "bad news guys, nobody wants to work here for $10.00 an hour so we didnt hire anybody. Looks like the three
of you are on you own!"

Cooks: "cheap mother fuckers screwed us again!"

Head chef: " oh by the way we just found out we have a party of 500 tomorrow. See ya suckers!"

Cooks: " looks like its gonna be a long night, better chalk up some prepping powder."

by Jmacii October 3, 2012

Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.

Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.

by Growlvin September 29, 2012

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.

A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

powder job

the act of covering one's balls in baby powder and slapping someone else across the face, much like the make-up artists for older movies and in cartoons

Jimmy awoke with a start when Bob yelled "MAKE-UP" and proceeded to give him a powder job

by dabandit6887 July 23, 2010