pooaxe

v. to make something fucked up

He totally pooaxed his car.

by TheZed January 13, 2005

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

poodaphile

someone who likes to have anal sex and push the shit further up the rectal cavtiy with his penis.

the dude is such a poodaphile he loves cramming shit.

by Porcelain Buddah September 19, 2008

Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019

pooda

NOUN - The God of Poodaism, he is inside the tip of every poo and watches over the Shitizens.

"Your champ billy, that was a 12 inch poo!" "Thanks dad! i hope Pooda's proud of me."

by pooterpiejustin May 13, 2009

poogarage

Function: noun
Etymology: broun spot between the ass cheeks

Hey my horny man bitch, i love it when you go knucle deep on my poogarage.

by DL September 22, 2003