PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015

Pookling

When you poop and puke at the same time and love it.

Sorry Sydney, I can't talk, I'm busy pookling.

by FreshAsHeck September 14, 2016

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.

Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.

by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010

Pookins

leftover napkins that you store in your glovebox so you can shit on the side of the road and not in your pants.

yo that BK wants out...we got any pookins so i dont shit all over the truck?

by Mr Adam Ambrosoli April 16, 2011

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009