by frolo January 8, 2017

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.
Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.
by Chelsea Leigh Allen February 22, 2009

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 12, 2023

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019
