tortilla poisoning

When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!

Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!

by Brena Idol May 16, 2008

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Poison Pancakes

Pancakes that are made for you by a relative(brother) when pregnant that makes u throw up unrelentlessly

Best if the Perfect Pancake Maker is used to make Poison Pancakes

by maddash14 May 9, 2009

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anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

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whats your poison?

usually said by sleazy guys in bars as a way of asking to buy you a drink

"hey...What's Your Poison"
"baileys now feck off"

by Beaky February 29, 2004

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poisoned

To be very hung over.

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

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Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

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