The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.
Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"
by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011
Get the new jersey pigeon mug.Some one who lives in a village, or small town with a very low population, very basic shops and is next to a lake or resevoir. A perfect example of a place where a pidger comes from is Rudyard Lake. Pidgers can also be refered to as "Pidge Pidgers"
Most famous pidger is MR Alcock
Most famous pidger is MR Alcock
Hey regy-lad, what you up to tonight you "pidger", goin rowing in Rudyard Lake, We know how you pidgers love outdoor activities.
by Brunt December 15, 2008
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Proper noun: Frenchified form of Penge, a south London suburb which is full of pikeys and as rough as a badger's arse. It has recently enjoyed an influx of gentrifiers who are desperately talking the area up. If pronounced 'ponjay' (with a very soft 'j') an estate agent will add £2500 to the price of your crack den with a blocked toilet.
Laurent and Guy bake these oat-sprinkled baguettes every morning in their boulangerie in the bohemian quarter of Pengé.
Mmmm. Such a wealthy bouquet. Wait! They're identical to the ones I buy from Tesceaux in Croix Nouveau!
Mmmm. Such a wealthy bouquet. Wait! They're identical to the ones I buy from Tesceaux in Croix Nouveau!
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 10, 2005
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For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
by ThePatientPigeon March 28, 2010
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Get the Pidge mug.Eddie: "I've been selling 10's as 20's all day man, all day!"
Wallace: "Where at bro, to who!?"
Eddie: "Just some pigeon down by the barber shop."
Wallace: "Where at bro, to who!?"
Eddie: "Just some pigeon down by the barber shop."
by TedStroke June 11, 2013
Get the Pigeon mug.A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of bird. Also known as the feathered rat or gutter bird.
by Fred September 22, 2003
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