beat you to a pulp

To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.

I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!

by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021

butt pulp

When you have any sort of liquid poop, and there are some solid bits floating around that resemble the pulp in orange juice

After a night of mexican food, I could only manage to excrete butt pulp

by Joe BR January 16, 2006

michael phelps

(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something

Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"

Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"

by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009

Phelps'd

To beat down, dominate or make someone cry in a competition. Just like Michael Phelps crushes everyone in the pool.

Similar to pwned

Jay: I totally lost that game.
Bob: Dude, you got Phelps'd.

by Sir James W October 9, 2008

Phelps blunt

A marajuana blunt that gives you the rush have a healthy lifestyle right before hitting the climax of your high , named after the Michael phelps the Olympic swimmer

" as soon as I finish this phelps blunt I want to stop eating potato chips and swim "

by Veitnam V May 18, 2013

Phelpsed

To get extremely stoned.

I got so phelpsed last night when we were hitting that bong.

by J-Money04 February 19, 2009

phuper

see fooper

Damn, that lady has a big phuper.

by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003