Weirdo Pers

Someone isolated from others and believes his own weird truths

What does it means that Russians are African nation? Stop being weirdo Pers

by JoshHockenson November 20, 2021

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Per Stian

His Name is Henrik but everyone call him Per Stian. Hes The Weird kid.

Teacher: Were going to the beach
Per Stian: Im bringing the fishing rod and my whole fishing book collection BIIIIITCH.
His Friend: Fuck there that camping kid goes again.

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

Per se

NOT WRITTEN "PER SAY". PLEASE.
Often used by kids that don't know the actual meaning of it, just to sound smarter than they really are. If you use it normally though I've got zero problems with you.
Means "I want to insult someone/something, but also want to water it down enough to not get my ass beat" in most contexts.

John: "I think the new book our English teacher gave us is absolute trash."
Stacey: "I wouldn't say it's trash per se, but it is a bit boring..."
John: "Bitch please just admit it's awful."

by VenniTheWhiteVan March 24, 2024

Per fect

Louis Tomlinson, what LEEROY says in the Beat song ever music video

“Did you listen to Nobody is Listening”

“Yes it was per fect”

by Iamright February 18, 2021

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021