The Perfect Eight

Specifically for Oxford University due its intense 8-week only terms, and having one club night associated to each day of the week.
Going to the same club (on its designated club night) for each and every week in a term.

"Did you manage the Perfect Eight at Camera last term?"
"No... so close... queue in 8th week was too long, didn't get in fml"

by ht'11 August 29, 2012

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019

perfect 10

A person who is absolutely perfect on a scale of attractiveness, from 1 to 10. Most people agree that there is no such thing as a perfect 10, and that ratings usually only go up to about 9.7 or so.

Randy: Dude, Megan Fox is totally a perfect 10!

Willy: Nah man, she may be the hottest ever, but she is still only a 9.5.

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

the perfect girlfriend

There is no perfect girlfriend it's about what you think is perfect not what everyone else says.

The perfect girlfriend is the one you never want to let go. Ever.

by Cora_love_97 November 26, 2013

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

Perfect Boy

an all around sweetheart, this guy will hold doors open for you, whisper sweet nothings in your ear, send you flowers for your birthday,and be extremely romantic. Any girl lucky enough to have one should hold onto him for as long as possible.

Guy1:Hey,wanna hang out sometime?
Girl1:Sorry,i already have a perfect boy waiting for me.

by D_9_FanGirl February 21, 2010