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Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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paroof

To paroof means to have a person fully clothed and drenched under a shower and then made to roll in mud. This is a military term used at military academies around the world. You have a cadet dressed up FSMO (Full Service Marching Order), soaked in shower and made to forward roll in a mud. After rolling in mud and charging through tunnels, they are then made to sit in the sun.
Officer Cadet Andy Black really paroofed that guy yesterday.
by Oluolu December 26, 2019
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Paronanoid

PARONANOID (pa-RONA-noid): a condition of paranoia caused by the Corona virus pandemic (COVID-19) of 2020. Further exacerbated by a lengthy time of mandated social distancing.
The shoppers hoarded their purchases of basic essentials because they were paronanoid that they would run out.
by ReeAnna16 March 27, 2020
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Paroleion

Someone who was concieved by two convicts on parole.. Someone concieved on a conjugal visit.
I met my wife at the parole office, 9 months later we had our first paroleion ..
That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
by HATER'08'er December 27, 2020
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Parody Samaaj

A group of people on Twitter that criticizing the Indian government hardly.
Some of the Members of Parody Samaaj : Rofl Gandhi, PunSter, Aak Thu, Chee Newz, GuDarshan news, Baburao Ganpatrao Aapte, NarundarM, Papa Tweets, Aflatoon, GD narbakshi, Anjana Om Modi, OK report, Libtardu, Bachpan Amitabh, Fake patrkar, Guruji, GaddJP, RoflNadda, Rofl Republic, RoflDon, Sudhir Chaudhary(parody), PORNab, Whatsapp University, Munnabhai MBBS and many more handles on twitter.
Parody Samaaj
by Twitter Parodies March 15, 2021
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parold

harry styles x pilgrim harry. the back on the vinyl poster also known as parold.
NO! turn parold over to the yellow side.
by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021
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Parody Rationality

Parody Rationality, also Mock Rationality, is the act of mocking rationality or rationalism in a satirical way. Parody Rationality can refer to criticism to excess of rationality or rationalism and it can also refer to the idea of use nonsense rationality and arguments in order to criticize excess of rationalism or even to the use of alternative forms of rationality, mainly appealing to spirituality and esoterics in order to criticize positivism, materialism or scientism. Parody rationality often seeks to chalenge rationality and rationalists but it can also have different purposes and goals.
“Parody rationality is really good to mess with neopositivists and with people who thinks literally everything should be based on rationalism, neopositivism and scientism. But it’s necessary to know how to use it for avoid situations like post-modernism usually to lead even parody rationality can be considered as a post-modernist creation as well.
by Full Monteirism April 29, 2021
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