prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.

Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.

by Frank Klaune January 21, 2005

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lemon pudding

Teenage wet vagina.

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.

by The Bob of All Bobs April 01, 2004

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Pube Pudding

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.

"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."

by Colin Davis October 06, 2006

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ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010

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pud butter

Slang term for any lotion or emollient used for masturbation purposes.

Bongo wakes up in the morning only to find he has a severe case of chaffstick from dry jerking the night before. He makes a mental note to pick up some pud butter right after making bag at the marijuana clinic.

by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014

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