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Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.
Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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pseudo-neo-emo

What a modern day 'emo' really is. Emo music is actually defined by such bands as Rites of Spring, and was really just another subgenre of hardcore punk. Today's pseudo-neo-emo is just a digusting individual who looks at livejournal, cock-in-hand whilst crying about nelson mandela's death. Irony, it's a virtue.
emo: I enjoy my subgenre of hardcore punk
pseudo-neo-emo: *cuts wrist* oh how my life sucks so much that I steal my 'scene' from an already poor subgenre of punk.
true punk: 'oi, anarchy yeah!'
normal person: right.
by Defiler. January 15, 2008
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pseudowhore

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!
by Looger July 10, 2005
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pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

An inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism and, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions.
Dude:Yo man I gots dat pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism nigga!
Dude2:Nigga whats dat!
Dude:Its like pseudohypoparathryroidism but just not as bad!
Dude2:Damn!That shits curzy!
by D3WM May 20, 2009
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Pseudomasochist

see goth.
usually found clustered in malls, congratulating themselves on how unique they are.
ubiquitous in areas with a hot topic.
i can't tell if he's a pseudomasochist or a mime.
by deva March 31, 2005
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Psexual

When you are sexually attracted to a pancake
Person 1: Hey did you see that chick last night.
Person 2: Yah she looked HOT!
Person 1: Yah but i'm Psexual, it's not my thing. I like a nice stack topped with butter and syrup!
by thebrick621 June 26, 2015
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pseudonym

Freak Obscene is my pseudonym.
by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004
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