Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

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procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

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1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

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