like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Platypile

A structure in which three or more platypi are stacked on top of each other, with the largest platypus on the bottom and the smallest on the top.

The five platypi, in an effort to show off their agility, formed a perfect platypile for the onlooking crowd.

by Abigail H. October 5, 2008

platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

Horny platypus

When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.

Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose

“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”

by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020

Platch

(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad

Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!

by swiggity swag whats in the bag February 24, 2014

platato

The middle between both of your eyebrows

Look at Sam's Platato it's huge

by Anderjoseph January 5, 2016