Definitions by Mickey2point0
Simba
After your male partner pulls out and jizzes on your stomach, he puts his thumb into said jizzum, swirls it around, then spreads it across his partner's forehead and says, "Simba".
*Simba must be said a la Rafiki
*Simba must be said a la Rafiki
"I can see what's happening,
she doesn't have a clue,
he'll Simba her face and here's the bottom line,
at least it isn't poo".
"Everything the black light touches is our kingdom."
she doesn't have a clue,
he'll Simba her face and here's the bottom line,
at least it isn't poo".
"Everything the black light touches is our kingdom."
Simba by Mickey2point0 May 18, 2021
Pittsburgh platypus
When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose
“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
Pittsburgh platypus by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020