by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022
Get the Pirate Threeway mug.When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011
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A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.
I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.
by Macdawg. January 15, 2010
Get the Pirate Punch mug.wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!
by the boot September 11, 2003
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Get the pirate ghost mug.A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
by Alan October 15, 2004
Get the Pirate Slap mug.A time period during the year were it is acceptable for a male to grow their beard in order to look more like a pirate. Typically held during the colder months of the year.
by AJ - Chicago October 24, 2007
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