Phat Red

Someone who knows how to keep shit real. Not only are they pretty hot and tempting, but they are red in some way (hair, skin, etc.). It's not to be fucked with.

Yo here comes a Phat Red, you better hide your girl and tuck your chain in, he's a killa.

Dayum! where this playboy cop that outfit at? That must be a Phat Red, he's stuntin on these fools!

by Phat Red April 24, 2006

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

phat

In the 80s, an 18 year old inner-city black kid from Richmond, Virginia told me that it stood for "Pussy, Hips, Ass, Tits", And he told me this around 1985. So that word is AT LEAST 27 years old. True Story. Just thought I'd share with you.

That girl is phat! Did you see that?

by Bored Dude May 28, 2007

Phat Show

Phat- Good, unreal, dope, sweet
Show- To have a pot smoking session

Phat Show- a unreal pot smoking session

Person 1- "yo man show tonight?"
Person 2- "lets make it the phattest of phat shows"

by G-rant H. February 18, 2009

phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010

Phat Kid

a jungle experimental influenced psychedelic electronica stoner artist

"I'm going to go see Phat Kid play with the Gnostic Elevator, bz"
"I love Phat Kid"
"Phat Kid has phat beats"

by ~phatbiTch~ November 9, 2008

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004